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Mari Ohara ([personal profile] prettybomberhead) wrote in [community profile] soundoftheseas2017-02-19 10:57 pm

DIAMARI CATCHALL


because these two need a place to just be over the top losers
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[personal profile] shinelikea 2017-03-11 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"No. No. No." Already Dia can envision the charred remains of her kitchen in Mari's wake, and the smell that will undoubtedly cling to the walls until the end of time, even if they refurbish it seven times over. The headache blooming between her temples has little to do with the cold, she feels.

"No stew. No cooking. You are not to approach the kitchen--" a cough-- "under any circumstances, is that clear?"
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[personal profile] shinelikea 2017-03-11 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Dia puts a shushing finger to Mari's lips. "No kicks. I appreciate your willingness to help, Mari-san, but if I eat your cooking now, I will die."

Mari's cooking is not unlike Russian roulette: with her cooking method of choice consisting of dumping as many overpriced ingredients as physically possible into a single pot, there's no knowing whether the end product will be edible. At times, it can even come out exquisite. At others, it could potentially kill a full-grown bear. Dia's not taking her chances.

"If you really want to do something for me, you can clear this up, and..." She stares into Mari's heartbroken face, all puppy dog eyes and trembling lower lip, and sighs. "You can go to the kitchen... and make tea. Only tea, understand? It's in the second-left cupboard."